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The Provost.

Provost of SNAF-U.

(2nd in command)

Dean Weenie.

A Dean at SNAF-U.

The President .

President of the SNA system of universities. The system is comprised of 16 universities of which SNAF-U is a minor member.

Chancellor Hoots.

Chancellor of SNAF-U. The boss of The Provost.

Mr. Sunbear.

Math instructor.

A SNAF-U student.

A student who attends SNAF-U.

Dr. Kronos.

The oldest professor at SNAF-U.

He is also the oldest employee, no one can remember a time he was not there.